
Late yesterday afternoon I headed to Kroger to take advantage of the incredible turkey sale that ends today. Frozen turkeys for
37 CENTS A POUND when you spend $10… now that’s a pretty good sale. I’ve never been one to bargain hunt to the point where I’m literally fighting over the item that’s on sale, but I found myself in that exact situation yesterday.
There were about eight people crowded around the frozen turkey bin. I had to weasel my way into a spot where I could stand on my tippy toes and reach down to pick up these turkeys to find one that was the perfect size. I was picking them up and throwing them back in the bin, then picking them back up and throwing them back in the bin again. The other turkey hunters were doing the same thing. Just when I had picked up turkey #11 or 12 and finally decided on one that I thought would work, the Kroger man brought out two more boxes full of frozen turkeys…
“What size are those?” all the turkey hunters asked in unison. Then they all left their prospective spots at the turkey bin and swarmed around the Kroger man, picking out turkeys from the box before he could even unload them. That’s when I had my chance… I picked up one in the corner that was the EXACT size I wanted.
I hurried to the register, feeling like I was on
Supermarket Sweep fighting my way through the crowds in under a minute, keeping an eye over my shoulder to make sure no one stole the turkey out of my basket. (I really did feel this way, I’m not exaggerating.)
Moment of truth… an almost
NINETEEN-POUND turkey for $6.97. Totally worth it… All the other turkey hunters were left with 13- or 14-pounders while I got the King Kong of frozen turkeys. Bring it on, Thanksgiving... I’m ready for you.